About
Marcus Woodard is a rad dude. He is a good friend who provides sage advice. He is the fun guy at the back of a large party cracking jokes with a small group of people helping you avoid the conga line and those being way too extra. He is the guy who will call out a guy at work in a meeting when they are saying something clearly false and will do so in a comedic, but respectful manner so that you know what is really going on, but he's not smart enough to figure it out.
I am here to light the way to show people how to live and "be the change" in this world.
If you are in a play/musical/band or something in the Grand Forks, ND/Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN area, and we are bros (I don't mean that as a gender specific or derisive term to be non-inclusive. I am woke, but I am a man of brevity), I will say nice things about and suggest people go. If I go and like it, I will tell others to.
I also work to crush my enemies. Don't be one of my enemies. Those people suck. We are in this thing called life together and I want to help you. My enemies, they don't know the way to live. If, God forbid, they you went on a road trip with them, and you foolishly charged them to get snacks and drinks at the gas station, they would come back with Nerds, Necco Wafers and warm bottled water. They would play Florida Georgia Line and Arena Country Stations on Pandora if they got the aux cord.
I can also be bribed with things to hold and share some opinions (Let's not get crazy here. The people behind Peeps can back up all the free Peeps they want, they are still the Candy Corn of Easter and I can't help them.). If you want me to say nice things about you or your business, and I don't know who you are, send me products. I will say thanks by saying nice things. Or nothing if your product is just kinda "meh". But I might say it’s “meh” too. Or bad things if your product sucks. So, roll the dice. Prove there is no such thing as bad publicity.
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"A constant source of joy" - Adam Vidden
"Cheerful Person of the Week" - Marilyn Hagerty (Yeah, THAT Marilyn Hagerty) - November 28th, 2013.
"...a good radio voice." - Michael Peterson of www.airbrushanything.net (His airbrushes things onto shirts, hats, and other things, and is really good at it. [See guys, it really is just this easy!])
"....delightfully jaded" - Michael Erickson - Teacher and mentor to children in Nevada.
"Inspirational" - Brenlee Deering - Crookston, MN
"A pop culture expert" - Jeff McMahon - KNOX Radio
"Your no-emotion face does land fairly far over on the rbf scale." - Lexi Lucy
Contact Marcus
Do you want to book Marcus to appear and say a few words at your corporate event? How about a child's birthday party or a wedding? You probably just need to ask and offer food and or cash. For other requests like stand up, a musical performance or for consulting, just submit your message, and we can talk.
My Office
809 13th Avenue South
Grand Forks, ND, 5820