Terms and Conditions

By accessing this site,
you agree to the following:

• I, Marcus Woodard, am fucking sweet.

• You will not use my content, images, or any intellectual property to financially profit, without my expressed written permission.

• Peeps, Candy Corn and Creme Filled Cadbury Eggs are trash.

• You will not hold me financially or legally liable for any adverse consequences that may befall you as a result of using this website.